Nut-z-Blog

A place where I write very little but from heart as well as copy (don't steal) some hilarious stuff that I have really enjoyed and wanted to flag forever. Writing is not my passion, but sharing some thoughtful things that I have read, heard, experienced is. So this web-space is devoted to the same.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Bheja Fry

main kal ja raha tha
ke meri chappal toot gai
ab chappal to moochi seeta hai
seeta to darzi bhi hai
darzi to kapray seeta hai
kapray to rangeen hotay hain
rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
lota to bathroom main hota hai
bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
nal to lohay ka hota hai
lohay ki to istiri (Iron) bi hoti hai
istri to garam hoti hai
garam to Custard bhi hota hai
custard to peela hota hai
peela to chooza bhi hota hai
chooza to anday main se nikalta hai
anda to sufaid hota hai
sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai
doodh to bhains daity hai
bhains to kaali hoti hai
kaala to bangali bhi hota hai
bangali to paan khata hai
paan to laal hota hai
laal to gulab main bhi hota hai
gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
kantain to machli main bh i hotay hain
machli to achchi hoti hai
achcha to Bander bhi hota hai
bander to! bander hota hai
padhne walay bunder jaisay hi hotay hain
jo padh kar apna time barbad karte hain..
well.. upar wale ne aap ko bheja to bheja...
par bheja to bheja, aisa bheja....
ki bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja...
yeh mujhe kisi ne bheja ...
isliye maine aap ko bheja....
aap ko bura laga ?
to aap bhi kisi aur ko bhej do...

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