Laughter Challenge

Napoleon: In my Dictionary there is no word called 'IMPOSSIBLE'....

Sardarji: What's the use of saying it now; you should have checked it before buying!!!

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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?

Santa: Very long!

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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?

A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"

Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?